Apostrophe(')





    (Frank Zappa)

    1974. 3. 22

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    Produced, Arranged & Struggled with Frank Zappa

    Studios:
    Electric Lady, NYC
    Bolic, Inglewood
    Paramount, Hollywood

    Engineers:
    Steve Desper
    Terry Dunavan
    Barry Keene
    Bob Hughes
    Kerry McNabb

    Graphics: Cal Schenkel
    Front Photo: Emerson-Loew

    [NOTE FROM THE MAINTAINER:
    Since there's not so much information about who plays in each song and when they were recorded, the musicians and recording dates listed below are only guesses based on close listening and information found here and there.
    Thanks to Joe Travers, Biffyshrew, Charles Ulrich and Patrick Neve.]


    1. Don't Eat The Yellow Snow - 2:07 -
    2. Nanook Rubs It - 4:37 -
    3. St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast - 1:51 -
    4. Father O'Blivion - 2:18 -
    5. Cosmik Debris - 4:13 -
    6. Excentrifugal Forz - 1:33 -
    7. Apostrophe(') - 5:50
    8. Uncle Remus - 2:44 -
    9. Stink Foot - 6:34 -


    DRUMS:

    Jim Gordon
    John Guerin
    Aynsley Dunbar
    Ralph Humphrey

    BASS:

    Jack Bruce
    Erroneous
    Tom Fowler
    Frank Zappa

    KEYBOARDS:

    George Duke

    VIOLIN:

    Don "Sugar Cane" Harris
    Jean-Luc Ponty

    PERCUSSION:

    Ruth Underwood

    SAXOPHONE:

    Ian Underwood
    Napoleon Murphy Brock

    TRUMPET:

    Sal Marquez

    TROMBONE:

    Bruce Fowler

    BACK-UP VOCALS:

    Ray Collins
    Kerry McNabb
    Susie Glower
    George Duke
    Debbie
    Lynn
    Napoleon Murphy Brock
    Ruben Ladron De Guevara
    Robert Camarena
    Tina Turner & The Ikettes

    LEAD VOCALS & ALL GUITARS:

    Frank Zappa - (except Tony Duran rhythm guitar on APOSTROPHE' )



    1. Don't Eat The Yellow Snow - 2:07^>

    includes a quote from Midnight Sun (Hampton/Burke/Mercer)



    Probably recorded c. summer 1973

    FZ - guitar, lead vocals
    George Duke - keyboards, back-up vocals
    Tom Fowler - bass
    Ralph Humphrey - drums
    Ray Collins - back-up vocals
    Kerry McNabb - back-up vocals
    Susie Glower - back-up vocals ?
    Debbie - back-up vocals
    Lynn - back-up vocals
    Ruben Ladron De Guevara - back-up vocals
    Robert "Frog" Camarena - back-up vocals

    Dreamed I was an Eskimo
    Frozen wind began to blow
    Under my boots and around my toes
    The frost that bit the ground below
    It was a hundred degrees below zero...

    And my mama cried
    And my mama cried
    Nanook, a-no-no
    Nanook, a-no-no
    Don't be a naughty Eskimo
    Save your money, don't go to the show

    Well I turned around and I said "Oh, oh" Oh
    Well I turned around and I said "Oh, oh" Oh
    Well I turned around and I said "Ho, Ho"
    And the northern lights commenced to glow
    And she said, with a tear in her eye
    "Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow"
    "Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow"



    2. Nanook Rubs It - 4:37^<>

    includes a quote from Midnight Sun (Hampton/Burke/Mercer)



    Probably recorded c. summer 1973

    FZ - guitar, lead vocals
    George Duke - keyboards
    Ruth Underwood - percussion
    Bruce Fowler - trombone
    Ian Underwood - saxophone
    Tom Fowler - bass
    Ralph Humphrey - drums
    Ray Collins - back-up vocals
    Kerry McNabb - back-up vocals
    Susie Glower - back-up vocals ?

    (Well, right about that time people
    A fur-trapper (who was strictly from commercial)
    Had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my igloo (peekaboo) )
    And he started into whippin' on my favorite baby seal
    With a lead-filled snowshoe)

    I said, with a
    Lead-
    Filled
    With a lead filled snowshoe
    He said, "Peekaboo"
    I said, with a
    Lead-
    Filled
    With a lead filled snowshoe
    He said, "Peekaboo"
    He went right upside the head of my favorite baby seal
    he went "whap" with a lead-filled snowshoe, and
    he hit him on the nose and hit him on the fin, and he
    that got me just about as evil as an eskimo boy can be. So I bent down
    and I reached down, and I scooped down and I gathered up a generous
    mitten-ful of the deadly YELLOW SNOW

    The deadly yellow snow, from right there where the huskies go!

    Whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow
    crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous
    circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined
    to take the place of the mudshark in your mythology
    here it goes,the circular motion, now Rub It!

    (Here Fido)

    And then
    In a fit of anger
    I pounced

    And I pounced again

    Great Googly Moogly!

    I jumped up and down on the chest of the him

    I injured
    The fur trapper

    Well he was very upset, as you can understand
    And rightly so, because the
    Deadly yellow snow crystals had
    Deprived him of his
    Sight

    And he stood up, and he looked around, and he said

    "I can't see"
    "I can't see"
    "Oh, woe is me"
    "I can't see"

    "Well.....you know
    I can't see
    Nothin'"

    "He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye
    He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye
    And the husky wee-wee
    I mean the doggie wee-wee
    Has blinded me
    And I can't see
    Temporarily"

    Well, the fur-trapper stood there, with his arms outstretched across the
    frozen white wasteland, trying to figure out what he was going to do about
    his deflicted eyes. And it was at that precise moment that he remembered
    and ancient Eskimo legend, wherein it is written (on whatever it is that
    they write it on up there) that if anything bad ever happens to your eyes
    as the result of some sort of conflict with anyone named
    Nanook,
    the only way you can get it fixed up is to go

    Trudging across the tundra
    Mile after mile
    Trudging across the tundra

    Right down to the parish of St. Alphonzo



    3. St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast - 1:51^<>

    Probably recorded c. summer 1973

    FZ - guitar, lead vocals
    George Duke - keyboards, back-up vocals
    Ruth Underwood - percussion
    Bruce Fowler - trombone
    Ian Underwood - saxophone
    Tom Fowler - bass
    Ralph Humphrey - drums
    Debbie - back-up vocals
    Lynn - back-up vocals
    Ruben Ladron De Guevara - back-up vocals
    Robert "Frog" Camarena - back-up vocals
    Napoleon Murphy Brock - back-up vocals

    Yes indeed
    Here we are

    At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
    Where I stole the margarine
    And wheedled on the Bingo cards
    In lieu of the latrine

    I saw a handsome parish lady
    Make her entrance like a queen
    While she was totally in chenille
    And her old man was a Marine

    As she abused the sausage pattie
    And said, "Why don't you treat me mean?"
    At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
    Where I stole the margarine
    (St. Alfonzo
    St. Alfonzo
    St. Alfonzo
    St. Alfonzo)



    4. Father O'Blivion - 2:18^<>

    Probably recorded c. summer 1973

    FZ - guitar, lead vocals
    George Duke - keyboards, back-up vocals
    Ruth Underwood - percussion
    Tom Fowler - bass
    Ralph Humphrey - drums
    Napoleon Murphy Brock - back-up vocals

    (Get up on your feet and do the Funky Alfonzo)

    Father Vyvian O'Blivion
    Resplendent in his frock
    Was whipping up the batter
    For the pancakes of his flock
    He was looking rather bleary
    He forgot to watch the clock

    But the night before
    Behind the door
    A leprechaun had stroked it

    But the night before
    Behind the door
    A leprechaun had slowly storked it
    He slowly stroked it

    But the night before
    Behind the door
    A leprechaun had stroked his spot
    He stroked his spot

    It set him off in such a frenzy
    He sang "Lock Around the Crock!"

    And he topped it off with a ...
    And he topped it off with a ...
    And he topped it off with a ...

    oo ooo ooo
    oo ooo ooo
    oo ooo ooo

    As he stumbled on his ...
    He was delighted as it stiffened
    And ripped right through his sock

    "Oh St. Alfonzo would be proud of me"
    He shouted down the block

    Domine vobiscum
    Et cum spiritu tuo
    Don't you eat my sleazy pancakes
    Just for Saintly Alphonzo

    They're so light and fluffy white
    We'll raise a fortune by tonight
    They're so light and fluffy white
    We'll raise a fortune by tonight
    They're so light and fluffy brown
    They're the finest in the town
    They're so light and fluffy brown
    They're the finest in the town

    Good morning your highness
    oo oo ooo
    Good gosh, you're sumptuous
    oo oo ooo

    Good morning your highness
    oo oo ooo
    Good gosh, you're sumptuous
    oo oo ooo



    5. Cosmik Debris - 4:13^<>

    Bolic Sound, Inglewood

    May 26, 29 & June 1, 1973

    FZ - guitar, lead vocals
    Jean-Luc Ponty - violin
    George Duke - keyboards
    Ruth Underwood - percussion
    Ian Underwood - saxophone
    Sal Marquez - trumpet
    Bruce Fowler - trombone
    Tom Fowler - bass
    Ralph Humphrey - drums
    Tina Turner & The Ikettes - back-up vocals

    The mystery man came over
    And he said "I'm outta sight!"
    He said for a nominal service charge
    I could reach nirvana tonight
    If I was ready, willing and able
    To pay him his regular fee
    He would drop all the rest of
    His pressing affairs and devote
    His attention to me

    But I said "Look here brother
    who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
    Now who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
    Look here brother, don't waste your time on me"

    The mystery man got nervous
    And he fidget around a bit
    He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe
    And he whipped out a shaving kit
    Now I thought it was a razor
    And a can of foaming goo
    But he told me right then when the top popped open
    There was nothin' his box won't do
    With the oil of Aphrodite, and the dust of the Grand Wazoo
    He said "You might not believe this, little fella
    But it'll cure your asthma too"

    And I said "Look here brother
    Who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
    Now what kind of a guru are you, anyway?
    Look here brother, don't waste your time on me"
    (Don't waste your time)

    "I've got troubles of my own", I said
    "And you can't help me out
    So, take your meditations and your preparations
    And ram it up your snout!"
    "But I got the crystal ball", he said
    And held it to the ligh
    So I snatched it, all away from him
    And I showed him how to do it right

    I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head
    So I looked like I was deep
    I said some mumbo-jumbo, then
    I told him he was going to sleep
    I robbed his rings and pocketwatch
    And everything else I found
    I had that sucker hypnotized
    He couldn't even make a sound
    I proceeded to tell him his future, then
    As long as he was hanging around
    I said "The price of meat has just gone up
    And your old lady has just gone down!"

    And I said "Look here brother-who you
    Jiving with that cosmik debris?
    Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?
    Don't you know, you could make more money as a butcher?
    So, don't waste your time on me"
    Don't waste it, don't waste your time on me
    (Shanti)



    6. Excentrifugal Forz - 1:33^<>

    Basic track probably recorded c. August-September, 1969

    Overdubs probably recorded summer 1973

    FZ - guitar, bass, lead vocals
    Sugar Cane Harris - violin
    Johnny Guerin - drums

    The clouds are really cheap
    The way I seen 'em through the forts
    Of which there is a half-a-dozen
    On the face of my resorts
    You wouldn't think I'd have too many
    Since I never cared for sports
    But I'm never really lonely
    In my Excentrifugul Forz

    There's always corla plankun
    Kim and me can play the blues
    And then I'll watch him buff that
    Tiny ruby that he use
    He'll straighten up his turban
    And inject a little ooze
    Along a one-celled Hammond organism
    Underneath my shoes

    And then I'll call pup tentacle
    I'll ask him how's his chin
    I'll find out how the future is
    Because that's where he's been
    His little feet got long and flexible
    And suckers fell right in
    The time he crossed the line
    From later on, the way back when



    7. Apostrophe(') - 5:50^<>
    (Zappa, Bruce, Gordon)

    Recorded at Electric Ladyland Studios, NYC

    September, 1972

    FZ - lead guitar
    Tony Duran - rhythm guitar
    Jack Bruce - bass
    Jim Gordon - drums

    (Instrumental)



    8. Uncle Remus - 2:44^<>
    (Zappa, Duke)

    Basic track probably:

    Paramount Studios, LA

    April-May, 1972

    Overdubs probably:

    Early 1974

    FZ - guitar, lead vocals
    George Duke - keyboards
    Susie Glower - back-up vocals?
    Erroneous - bass
    Aynsley Dunbar - drums

    Whoa, are we moving too slow?
    Have you seen us, Uncle Remus?
    We look pretty sharp in these clothes
    (Yes, we do)
    Unless we get sprayed with a hose
    It ain't bad in the day
    If they squirt it your way
    'Cept in the wintah, when it's froze
    And it's hard if it hits, on your nose
    (On your nose)

    Just keep your nose
    To the grindstone they say
    Will that redeem us, Uncle Reemus?
    I can't wait til mah 'fro is full grown
    I'll just throw away my doo-rag at home

    I'll take a drive to
    Beverly Hills
    Just before dawn
    And knock the little jockeys
    Off the rich peoples lawn
    And before they get up
    I'll be gone
    (I'll be gone)
    Before they get up
    I'll be knockin' the jockeys off the lawn
    (Down in the dew)



    9. Stink Foot - 6:34^<

    includes a quote from Dragnet (Schumann/Rósza)



    Basic track:

    prob. The Record Plant, LA

    March 1970

    Overdubs:

    probably recorded early 1974

    FZ - guitar, bass, lead vocals
    George Duke - keyboards
    Napoleon Murphy Brock - saxophone, back-up vocals
    Aynsley Dunbar - drums
    Debbie - back-up vocals
    Lynn - back-up vocals
    Ruben Ladron De Guevara - back-up vocals
    Robert "Frog" Camarena - back-up vocals

    In the dark
    Where all the fevers grow
    Under the watah
    Where the shark bubbles blow
    In the morning
    By your radio
    Do the walls close in to suffocate, yah
    You ain't got no friends
    And all the others they hate, yah
    Does the life you been leading gotta go? (HMMmm?)
    (Well let me straighten you out)
    About a place I know
    (Get your shoes and socks on people, it's right around the corner)

    Out through the night and the whispering breezes
    To the place where they keep the imaginary diseases
    Out through the night and the whispering breezes
    To the place where they keep the imaginary diseases

    (This has got to be the disease for you
    Now scientists call this disease, Brohm-a-drosis
    But us regular folks, who might wear tennis shoes
    or an occasional python boot,
    know this exquisite little inconvenience by the name of
    STINK-FOOT)

    You know
    My python boot is too tight
    I couldn't get it off last night
    A week went by
    And now it's July
    I finally got it off
    And my girlfriend cried, YOU GOT STINK-FOOT!
    Stink-foot, darlin'

    Your Stink-foot
    Puts a hurt on my nose
    Stink-foot, stink-foot, I ain't lyin'
    Can you rinse it off, do you suppose?
    (Here Fido, Fido, mpt, mpt, mpt, come here little puppy
    Bring the slippers
    Arf, arf, arf
    (C-R-A-S-H)
    Huhm, HAH, HAH, HAH...hmhmhm)

    STINK!

    (Well then Fido got up off the floor, and he rolled over
    and he looked me straight in the eye
    And you know what he said?
    "Once upon a time, somebody say to me"
    This is the dog talkin' now
    "What is your, conceptual, continuity?"
    "Well I told 'em right then", Fido said
    "It should be easy to see
    "The crux of the biscuit
    is the apostrophe"
    Well you know, the man that was talking to the dog
    looked at the dog, and he said
    Sort of staring in disbelief
    "You can't say that"
    he said
    "It doesn't, and you can't, I won't, and it don't
    it hasn't, it isn't, it even ain't, and it shouldn't
    it couldn't"
    He told him, "No, no, no"
    I told him, "Yes, yes, yes"
    I said, "I do it all the time
    Ain't this boogie a mess"?)

    The poodle bites, the poodle chews it
    (Repeat + ad lib)